ChrisDisGay420
The dialogue is that of NPC conversation from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.I watched the movie twice and honestly have trouble explaining what it's even about. It jumps from plot point to plot point without a fluid time line. And introduces new elements without explanation.All that aside though, it does have memorable points. I recommend watching it with a friend or two just so you can recall how bad this movie is. I know I pull out references from this movie with the friend who have seen it.If you like Trash Films, this is for you. If you do watch it, just know that when you're on your death bed, you'll look back and wish you spent the time watching this movie doing something else.
redshoesfall
All in all, this glorious piece of work obviously took some effort: creator Neil Breen puts his all into this film as well as his others, each passion project being exactly that. The energy and the triumph that comes from someone working so hard on a film shows - even though the production quality isn't that great, the entertainment value certainly succeeds.A while back, I saw the film before it's hype, discovered it on iTunes by accident. Even by watching the trailer you can tell it's something very special. If you're not into not taking movies seriously or enjoying things with a certain humor, this film is not for you: it's powers are too great. Otherwise - buy this, buy Breen's other films, and DON'T WATCH IT ALONE. Watch this with whomever you can find, but most of all, watch this with your friends for the ultimate bonding experience.When I first watched the film, I couldn't remember ever having so much fun watching a movie, SERIOUSLY. At least, not in a while, but just watching it made me very happy and brightened up my day.Upon watching it with my crew, I can easily say that we were having the best time - anyone who happened to come by us was immediately curious and enthralled when catching eye of the film - and accordingly began questioning spending their time elsewhere.Again, this isn't an experience for everyone, but upon watching the trailer, you should be able to gauge if this film is for you - and if it is, prepare yourself.
K2nsl3r
I haven't written a movie review in a while, but I had to log in to register my pleasure at the discovery of this magical movie. Like a piece of miracle dropped from heaven, it has such purity and innocence that is out of this world. Like a child playing in a bubble bath, a dandelion swaying in the wind, or a dog licking its own balls, this movie reveals to the world just how corrupted the movie business has become with its exaggerated love for "talent" and "skill" and "acting."A love letter to the lovesick, an orgasm without erection, there is something magical about Neil Breen's touch. So, bend over, close your eyes, and take it. You'll learn to love it.
tilpin
This is, along with Wiseau's "The Room," one of the more entertaining movies of all time, but Wiseau hasn't produced anything substantial since his magnum opus, while Breen is the gift that keeps on giving. After "Double Down" and "I Am Here .... Now," it's a pleasant surprise that Breen doesn't appear to have gone the way of James Nguyen, purposely making bad movies in order to cash in on his previous, well-deserved success. Breen is still apparently unaware, and that is a great thing.In the tradition of bad movies, it fails on every possible level, but in the tradition of good-bad movies, it fails on every possible level in the best way it possibly could have.The plot is nonsensical and impossible to understand. Character motivations make no sense at all, and the movie is full of random metaphors that may or may not mean anything.Breen's age relative to a particular actress makes even the casting more than questionable in the context of the film.I can't imagine how the acting could have been made worse. It seems like something out of a porno.It's all part of the charm. Get some friends together and drink a bit.
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