bcdc1984
First, if you were looking for cinematic excellence, you should have known better than to even view this film. MILF? With soft core porn actresses? Certainly you weren't expecting Academy Award quality.This had a minuscule budget of $500,000. The sole purpose was to provide the voyeuristic viewer fantasy romps of college kids and the hot MILF characters.The plot? Yes, it was thin. Realistic? Of course not. How much fantasy is real? It is my guess that the target audience was pleased with this. Amy Lindsay deserves a special mention because she does have some legitimate acting skills. She's one of only a few in that genre that could legitimately cross over to the more mainstream cinema and succeed (Beverly Lynne and Kira Reid being the others).When reviewing a movie, I look mostly at what I assume the director's intentions were. What was the target audience? In this case the movie was a success and don't be surprised if some sort of sequel emerges from it.
Bla
After having watched half of the movie, I simply closed the media player and returned the rented title back to the store the very next morning. Where to begin...The title itself foreshadows eroticism which in most cases means no plot, poor acting and lots of sexual scenes. And that is exactly what "Milf" is all about. The story seems to have been written by a high school student since the major part of the movie is about sex and showing explicit material and the dialogs between the characters are old and cheesy. Even the plot itself is, well, plot less, and all has been done before (single guys, no luck with women, bullied by "popular" kids, then all of a sudden WHAM, they're laid and feel as if in heaven). Yawn.The acting is the worst thing about this movie. I don't know what they were thinking with Philip Marlatt (Anthony) Molinee Green (Lori) because their acting is god-awful! They can't fake emotions and you never know whether they are surprised, confused, happy... their expression is always the same. It's like watching a cheap high school play.I seriously don't know what were they thinking when filming this...
Eric
I'm going to be straight up with this movie, it's pretty bad all the way around. The acting is awful and just downright hard to watch for the majority of the movie, and the story/plot doesn't make a lot of sense.However, with that being said there are a couple of moments in this movie where you may catch yourself laughing at the immature humor. This is setup to be like an American Pie style of movie, however it falls way short of that comparison. But for a "Late Night Comedy" it's kind of what you expect, lame sex jokes, lots of nudity, zero character development, and a stupid storyline. I ended up giving it 2 stars because like I mentioned, there are a couple of funny moments, and if you're in the mood for a low budget raunchy comedy this could pass as enjoyable.
Malcolm Duponte
I am surprised to say I actually really enjoyed this. I watched Sex Pot, the other Asylum college type comedy, and was kind of disappointed by it. The production values felt amateurish. This was completely different though. It looked professional, and the writing and acting were very good too.I thought Phillip Marlatt had pretty hilarious delivery for a lot of his lines, and managed to show a decent range. Amy Lindsay also showed some good range and looked adorable in the incognito fedora and trenchcoat outfit when she snuck into the dorm.For the smaller parts, there were a few stand outs. The guy in the dorm room next door, who I don't recall the name of and can't seem to find here on IMDb, was funny and had a few really great lines. Mike Gaglio as the yogi master husband was hilarious. Kylee Nash as the cheating wife of the black physics professor was gorgeous. Diana Terranova was hot too and funny as the crazy sex addict kinky MILF.I think the funniest part in the entire movie was the dream sequence with the birthday party and everything. There were a lot of funny parts though, I actually laughed out loud through most of the movie. I found it to be way funnier than most of the recent American Pie movies that are kind of the same genre. Hopefully Asylum will make more in this genre because they seem to have really improved since Sex Pot and I don't think they make enough comedies compared to all their monster movies and knock offs.
AD
