sz_chica11
i'm totally in love with this actor...well when he was younger, he was hot, yeah. An a-hole in many movies...yeah. But why the f*** does a good actor like this get stuck with the same character roles, in the same movies with the SAME recurring actors...most of which are bad? Namely Antonio sabato jr. He was at least in 7 of these shitty "ufo" movies. It's such a low budget company...i never even knew about it till recently. I wonder who his agent is.I love how bad this movie was...especially the gross, unnecessary beginning. If you take out the poorly computerized snakes, and revamp the entire movie...including a different script, and better graphics, and put in some better actors leaving Robert englund, and zabka... then you might come out with a more successful film.Jenny mccarthy is not an actress to be taken seriously.
Bradley Moon
This movie is excellent. Seriously. I have always loved snakes and others reptiles. They were some flaws in the movie but ill keep them secret. Python is awesome for all those snake lovers out there and it contains minimal amount of gore and blood. I'll always be looking out for another great snake movie like this one. I'll just say one thing-Pythons 2 is much better, but this ones still great! Really it is. Pyhton is a little bit more, oh, worse than Pythons 2. I will always love Python because of the snake, Casper Van Dien, and last but not least, William Zabrka(awesome acting as Greg Larson in #1 and #2)! P.S. I'm finally going to get this on DVD!
lastliberal
What could be the greatest feature of this movie? Could it be the creepy performance of Robert Englund (soon to be seen in Zombie Strippers)? He is always enjoyable.Could be be the wacky performance of Jenny McCarthy (soon to be seen in Wieners)? She just can't seem to keep her head on straight.Could it be the interruption of a lesbian camping trip by something long and mysterious? No, the best feature of this movie was the towel that Theresa (Sara Mornell) somehow got and wrapped around her after the Python did a Psycho and interrupted her shower. When baby shampoo and a rubber ducky didn't stop the snake, which no one else seemed to be able to escape. She manges to grab a towel and get it wrapped around her while the monster was attacking, get by the snake, run through the basement and the house, get in a car, drive speeding down the road with the snake on her tail, crash the car and run into the rocks - and she never lost that towel! Other than that, it was pretty lame and predictable.
dayzeea
This movie ROCKS! What more could you ask for? Robert Englund dressed as Panama Jack for some reason. Random sex scene in a tent. A crazy mutant killer snake chasing a truck. The proverbial shower scene - the towel NEVER falls off! Jenny Mcarthy as a skanky (oddly old looking) real estate agent. It's priceless! It ranks right up there with "The Snake King" and "Dagon" (which by the way is about mutant killer fish people). If you LOVE cheese this is the movie for you! And if you haven't had enough check out "The Snake King" with Stephen Baldwin in all of his acting glory! Python Rules! This has to be ten lines long so I'll finish this by giving praise to another excessively cheesy movie: "Cherry Falls" Oh, yeah: Jay Mohr as a psycho cross dressing serial killer and Brittany Murphy asking her boyfriend to bite her toes!
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