Marty alc Hard to see how this movie was ever made. A dire totally humourless script that simply can't be salvaged even with the talents of Leslie Nielsen and Patrick MacNee. A dreadfully weak Alien parody that could've been written by a five year old. Not one joke works in its entire 77 minutes. Quite simply one of the worst, drearily unfunny films I've ever seen. No matter how much you like Neilsen give this a miss. Just don't bother. It's shameful re branding as Naked Space clearly trying to capitalise on much much funnier releases does it no credit. I've just sat here for 10 minutes trying to think of a worse film I've seen in the last thirty years. I couldn't.

brain smasher The only reason I didn't give this movie a 10 is because it was so low budget. I crack up every time I even think about this movie. It's not laugh out loud where the milk you are drinking comes out your nose; but it kind of creeps up on you like a sneeze.I disagree with everyone who said the acting is horrible. This is my favorite Leslie Nielsen movie. Gerrit Graham and Patric Macnee give impressive understated performances.It is a silly screenplay with stupid jokes and a crooning monster; but the acting and direction make it all work. You know everyone involved with this movie only agree to do it for the paycheck and they had nothing else to do at the time; but I vehemently disagree that it is something they should be ashamed of.

flax_johnny This truly underrated movie (I can't get why so many people hate it) isn't only funny with lines such as "If that's music I'm a horses ass!" "Then it must be music." "I want to eat your knees" it's hilarious as it is. But when you watch it many times you discover many smart and funny undertones such as, the thing that Rodzinski says about Capt. Jameson trying to look under Annie McHues blouse. Which if you watch the movie you will see on many occasions that he does, or trying to touch her, hehe. Just watch this movie for what it is, a not to be taken serious space parody with hilariously bad effects (meant to be bad, and they also didn't have a choice because of low budget) and I hope you will love it just like me and my friends.

Woodyanders This delightfully goofball "Airplane"-style spoof of ALIEN in particular and lovably lousy 50's sci-fi cheapie clunkers in general has the daffy crew of the spaceship U.S.S. Vertigo -- pompous macho jerk captain Leslie Nielson, obsessive, glory-seeking mad doctor Patrick MacNee ("Knowledge is my candy!"), relentlessly perky, but uptight morale officer Cindy Williams, crude, slobby pervert Gerrit Graham, and writer/director Bruce Kimmel as the meek, cloddish, browbeaten cook/janitor -- discover a mysterious unknown organism on a heretofore uncharted and previously undiscovered barren planet. The initially minuscule organism promptly grows into a large, tubby, one-eyed, red-skinned, slime-dripping man-eating gelatinous humanoid blob which in time-honored hoary B-movie fashion proceeds to devour most of the crew before being jettisoned into space. Kimmel wittily uses the obvious two-cent budget to the film's amiably chintzy advantage: the deliberately tacky special effects, hokey-looking monster, crummy sets, rigidly static and immobile cinematography, broadly hammy acting, cardboard characters, and cornball synthesizer score all serve as amusing dead-on deadpan send-ups of the flat production values and hackneyed conventions that were ripely abundant in those endearingly awful science fiction programmers of yore. More importantly, the frothy, facetious tone strikes just the right note of wide-eyed affection throughout, never seeming either smug or condescending in its cheery poking fun at stupidly generic sci-fi potboilers. Definite comic highlights: a TV news program which shows gorilla extraterrestrials invading Earth, when the ugly thingie heartily belts out the sidesplitting ditty "I Wanna Eat Your Face," and the final shot which hilariously parodies that age-old "it ain't over yet!" inconclusive sequel set-up non-ending cliché. Granted, it's no "Dark Star," but this nifty little number overall rates as a pretty funny and enjoyably asinine tongue-in-cheek outing all the same.