Michael Ledo
Bryan Millers (Lee Tergesen) is a former CIA agent who is now a mall cop. His ex-wife (Lauren Stamile) is looking to remarry a porn star named Money Maker (Reno Wilson) while his daughter (Laura-Leigh) attempts to lose her virginity. Meanwhile there are evil Albanians who are lead by Brown Finger (Margaret Cho).The film is a near "Airplane" style spoof of Liam Neeson films, mostly the "Taken" series. The humor was on the predictable side, in this smile out loud production. The film copies the Woody Allen "Screw" scene from "Bananas."Guide: F-bomb, sex, nudity? Large fake male organ
Finfrosk86
Wow, this movie is uneven.. There is some quite good writing mixed with, and hidden behind, dumb jokes. In one moment it can be genuinely funny, then the next is not funny at all. But it's general it's not really that bad. Some parts are kind of clever, just a shame it's not more consistent.The guy sounds like Liam Neeson playing Bryan Mills. He doesn't look much like him. The woman however looks kind of like Famke Jansson playing the wife. It's not much to say about the acting, it's OK.Unfortunately there is little to no action here. Not much gun-play, not much fighting. I really wish they would have had some more action, it being a spoof of Taken (an excellent action movie btw), but no. Would be excellent to parody the action of Taken, with one guy killing a whole army, but we get no such thing. That's a shame!Like I said, there are some good parts, but there are some unfunny, sucky parts. I have seen a lot worse, though!
Dark_Lord_Mark
My expectations were super low...SUPER LOW!!! I thought, okay spoofs suck! I saw this, I was bored but it was fine. It was better than fine it was...gulp GOOD! I loved it, dick jokes galore, sex jokes check! When is a dick joke not enjoyable? Do NOT..DO NOT listen to those prudes who think this is awful because all spoofs are awful now. IT is good.It spoofs Taken 1 and 2....and is worth a try if you are a fan. THere are some lines from the movie that are changed...but still effective to convey a spoof meaning.Fantastic stuff, good acting...the movie is offensive but never to the point where you will take it off. It is full of stereotypes and while barely any nudity, does have a couple of gross out moments. It is a movie for guys, with guys in mind. If you like Role Models, Sex Drive and even some Leslie Nelson stuff, this is fine.I gave it a 9....my expectations were low and this exceeded them. Must watch imo.
kuijiblob
Let me start by saying that I started hating spoof movies around the time epic movie and date movie came out. In fact the creators of those movies are making a spoof of Taken as well. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3749816/?ref_=nm_flmg_wr_1 It will likely be terrible but this movie is just a fun ride. There isn't as much toilet humor or gross out humor as I expected. Has some really funny jokes and creative ideas. Actually has a half decent budget and isn't filmed over a long weekend like a Seltzer spoof. This movie was already down voted before it even came out of the studio. I really don't think that's fair since everyone who gave this a 1 probably never even seen it. But then again that's IMDb for you. All in all I didn't bust a gut laughing, but at least I didn't pop a vessel in my head. Like one would do during an Aaron Seltzer movie.
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