Traxx

Traxx

1988 "This man has just blown away six terrorists, dynamited a drug smuggling compound, and baked a dozen cookies."
Traxx
Traxx

Traxx

5.3 | 1h24m | R | en | Action

Traxx has battled his way through El Salvador, the Middle East and Nicaragua, spitting lead with two-handed good grace. He decides to retire to a life of baking designer cookies. Running out of dough to buy more dough, he hires himself as a "Town Tamer" and begins cleaning up Hadleyville, Texas, telling the lowlife street scum, "You got three choices. Be good, be gone, or be dead." Like all bacteria, the scum are resistant: crime boss Aldo Palucci (Robert Davi) brings in the dreaded Guzik brothers to rid the town of the town tamer, setting the stage for a showdown in the streets.

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5.3 | 1h24m | R | en | Action , Comedy | More Info
Released: September. 17,1988 | Released Producted By: DEG , Country: United States of America Budget: 0 Revenue: 0 Official Website:
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Traxx has battled his way through El Salvador, the Middle East and Nicaragua, spitting lead with two-handed good grace. He decides to retire to a life of baking designer cookies. Running out of dough to buy more dough, he hires himself as a "Town Tamer" and begins cleaning up Hadleyville, Texas, telling the lowlife street scum, "You got three choices. Be good, be gone, or be dead." Like all bacteria, the scum are resistant: crime boss Aldo Palucci (Robert Davi) brings in the dreaded Guzik brothers to rid the town of the town tamer, setting the stage for a showdown in the streets.

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Cast

Shadoe Stevens , Priscilla Barnes , Willard E. Pugh

Director

Thomas Rosales Jr.

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Dano-20 Watch "Commando" or any other Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Claude Van Damme, Steven Segal, etc. action flick and then throw this in as the back half of the double-feature. In fact, make it a triple feature and throw "Big Trouble in Little China" in the mix. If you don't get at least one laugh out of watching this, you take your action movies way too seriously. The scene in the limo where the villains are tossing grenades, running down bicyclists and making someone sing "Old McDonald Had a Farm" with a gun to his head (What sounds does a gazelle make?) should be required viewing for anyone making a film with bad guys in it. If your villain isn't at least as crazy as these guys, go back to the drawing board. Pop some corn, drink some adult beverages, and park your brain - this is a great cheesy movie.
BeanieZanie This is absolutely a bad movie, but it's so bad that I can't stop laughing. I hope that's what they intended. The acting is not bad, but the plot is sophomoric. Grab a bag of popcorn and sit back and laugh.The basic premise is that Traxx is a mercenary whose secret passion is baking cookies. He is a much better mercenary than baker, and his 'recipes' are shall we say unique. When he runs out of money for his baking business, Traxx finds a small town that is in desperate need of his special services, and he promises to rid the town of lawlessness in exchange for $10,000 (I think that number is right - it's been a while since I've seen the movie). It's a comedy of errors, with a little loving thrown in.
phiwum Is it brilliant? The best darn parody since "Airplane"? Nah. But me and my drunken undergrad buddies thought it was funny enough to rent it more than a couple of times back in the early '90s. And I wouldn't mind another look at it, I tell you what. It was funny enough for an evening. Better than the average sitcom anyway. Gosh. Apparently, I need to write 10 lines. But this little movie is not really worth an additional character study, plot analysis or other academic exercises. It was fun but no more essential than this useless padding.
ADOZER200 This is by far one of the worst movies ever made. I couldnt get into it and it really didnt interest me at all. I dont even know who the guy on the front cover is. The only reason i got this movie to rent was because Pricilla Barnes from Three's Company is in it. It sucked to find out that she didnt even really play much of a role. Bottom line is....DONT GET IT!!!