My Wife and Kids

My Wife and Kids

2001
My Wife and Kids
My Wife and Kids

My Wife and Kids

6.9 | TV-PG | en | Drama

Michael Kyle is a loving husband and modern-day patriarch who rules his household with a unique and distinct parenting style. As he teaches his three children some of life's lessons, he does so with his own brand of humor.

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EP26  The "V" Story
May. 17,2005
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Jay asks Michael to get a vasectomy, but he says no. Eventually he tells Jay that he will go through with it, but then backs out at the last second. Jay says that she will instead get a hysterectomy. After she comes out of the clinic, Michael tells her that he will get the vasectomy, but she then reveals that she is pregnant.

EP25  R.V. Dreams
May. 17,2005
R.V. Dreams

Michael buys an R.V. and the family heads to the Grand Canyon for a vacation.

EP24  Michael Sells the Business
May. 10,2005
Michael Sells the Business

Michael sells his trucking business to spend more time with Jay and Junior Junior.

EP23  Graduation Day
May. 03,2005
Graduation Day

Jay is ready to graduate from college, but a series of events ruin her appearance.

EP22  Michael's Sandwich
Apr. 26,2005
Michael's Sandwich

Michael tries to leave for a golfing trip with a friend, but the family keeps distracting him.

EP21  Jr.'s Cartoon
Apr. 12,2005
Jr.'s Cartoon

When Jr. wins a national competition for his cartoon entitled ""My Wife and Kid"" -- based on himself, Vanessa, the baby and the rest of the Kyle family -- it catches the attention of ABC. Michael becomes Jr.'s agent, but the meeting with the television executives goes badly, crushing Jr.'s dream opportunity, so now Michael has to find a way to rectify the situation. Meanwhile, Claire threatens to break up with Tony unless he can bring some ""umph"" into their relationship.

EP20  Celibacy
Mar. 29,2005
Celibacy

When Jay tells Michael that their love life will be even better if they are celibate for six months, Michael is willing to abide by her wishes, although reluctantly. Meanwhile, Franklin and Kady plant some seeds in the ground to symbolize their growing love for each other, but the seeds grow into an ingredient for a love potion that Jay uses to spice up her romantic dinner for Michael.

EP19  Michael Joins a Gym
Mar. 15,2005
Michael Joins a Gym

The same day Michael realizes he can't fit into his favorite pair of vintage jeans, he runs into an old high school friend, the muscular Daryl (Terry Crews), who doesn't look any older than when Michael last saw him. He enlists Darryl's help to get him back into shape and, in the process, becomes obsessed with looking fit and buff. Meanwhile, Franklin fails his first test and fears that Kady will no longer accept him.

EP18  The Remodel
Mar. 08,2005
The Remodel

Realizing that the garage is no longer a suitable living situation for Jr., Vanessa and the baby, Jay insists that Michael have it remodeled. When the contractor bids are too expensive for his taste, Michael decides to take on the job himself, with Jr.'s help. But when they get in over their heads, Franklin -- who happens to be a certified contractor - has to come to their rescue.

EP17  The Bahamas - Part 2
Mar. 01,2005
The Bahamas - Part 2

While at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for a family vacation, lovebirds Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on the isolated Magic Island - along with a rapidly rising tide -- and the only other person there who can help them is Michael's talkative and annoying golf buddy, Jimmy (David Alan Grier) -- who refuses to do so since they weren't willing to spend time with him when they had the chance. Meanwhile, Jr. leaves Vanessa and the baby behind so he can enjoy the resort's activities; Tony and Claire hang out at the beach bar and she realizes too late that her island drink contains alcohol; and Kady and Franklin run into his nemesis, Francesco Mumfordi, who has stolen one of Franklin's theories.

EP16  The Bahamas - Part 1
Feb. 22,2005
The Bahamas - Part 1

When the Kyles arrive at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for their family vacation, Michael announces that all he wants to do is get some rest and relaxation-by himself. But no sooner does he settle into his lounge chair for some peace and quiet than his talkative and annoying golf buddy, Jimmy (David Alan Grier), shows up and insists that they spend time together. Michael is relieved to find a way out when Jay invites him to the isolated Magic Island so they can have some romantic fun. As their day winds down and it's time to leave, the boat never shows up to take them back and the couple find themselves stranded in the middle of nowhere.

EP15  Silence is Golden
Feb. 15,2005
Silence is Golden

Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.

EP14  Sweetheart's Day
Feb. 08,2005
Sweetheart's Day

When Jay insists that Michael buy her a present for ""Sweetheart's Day,"" a reluctant Michael comes up with a scheme to base the price of Jay's gift on her attitude towards him at a particular moment. He shares his plan with Jr., Tony and Franklin, hoping that they will follow the lead, but the only lead is straight to trouble.

EP13  Study Buddy
Feb. 01,2005
Study Buddy

Michael feels neglected because Jay is spending all of her time studying for her psychology final. He decides to tutor her, but his efforts cause her to fail. To make it up to her, he tries to bribe her professor to let her re-take the test. Meanwhile, when Kady thinks Franklin prefers her smart friend over her, she tries to act more ""brainy.""

EP12  They Call Me El Foosay
Jan. 25,2005
They Call Me El Foosay

When Vanessa innocently buys Jr. a foosball game, Jr. discovers his competitive nature and becomes obnoxious when he wins. When Michael challenges Jr. and wins, he initially wants to teach his son a lesson about being a good winner. But then when Michael continues to win, his ""fatherly lesson"" goes out the window and instead he becomes obsessed with playing foosball. Desperate, the Kyles have to come up with a plan to break the game's hold on Michael.

EP11  Careful What You Wish For
Jan. 18,2005
Careful What You Wish For

When Jay wishes that Michael would give her the kind of romantic attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., Michael decides to kill Jay with kindness so he can get back to watching TV and ignoring her. Meanwhile, Franklin tells Kady that he thinks he's too short and goes to great lengths to appear otherwise.

EP10  The Wedding
Jan. 11,2005
The Wedding

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to get married in two weeks, Vanessa having told Jr. that she wants a small, simple wedding. Michael and Jay offer to help plan it, but instead of something simple and sweet, they plan an elaborate and expensive ceremony that includes dolphins, a castle and 751 guests. Frustrated, Vanessa tells Jr. he needs to regain control of things, forcing him to decide whether he should stand up to Michael.

EP9  The Return of Bobby Shaw
Nov. 30,2004
The Return of Bobby Shaw

Micheal's enemy, Bobby Shaw tricks Jr. into signing a contract making Jr. his slave. When Micheal tries to get him out of the contract,they end up in a dance off.

EP8  Restaurant Wars
Nov. 23,2004
Restaurant Wars

At first, Michael is skeptical that Jay can be successful at opening her own soul food restaurant. But his competitive and supportive sides emerge when the Hoos, the owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street, use sneaky tactics to put ""Jay's Soooooouuuul Kitchen"" out of business.

EP7  The Proposal
Nov. 16,2004
The Proposal

Jr. is finally ready to propose to Vanessa, but every time he tries to do so, something interrupts him, including Michael and Jay -- who are preparing to compete against each other in a karaoke competition.

EP6  Poker Face
Nov. 09,2004
Poker Face

Michael advises Jr. that it's ok to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice misfires when Jr. invites Jay along to their all-male poker game. Michael decides, in turn, to crash Jay's all-female book club, where they're discussing the latest book by Angeline Boudreaux.

EP5  The Fellowship of the Baby
Oct. 19,2004
The Fellowship of the Baby

When an overwhelmed Jr. thinks he is not smart enough to take care of his own son, Michael tells Jr. that ""Jr., Jr."" is a ""magic baby,"" and that every time he holds him, it will make Jr. smarter. The ploy works, but in the process Jr. becomes somewhat arrogant with his new-found knowledge, so Michael brings Franklin in so that the two geniuses can match wits. Meanwhile, Kady catches Claire sneaking back into her bedroom after hours and threatens to tell their parents, unless Claire does some favors for her.

EP4  Class Reunion
Oct. 12,2004
Class Reunion

Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion until a former rival challenges him to a dance-off.

EP3  Childcare Class
Oct. 05,2004
Childcare Class

Michael fails a child-care course for grandparents, so Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let him baby-sit his grandchild.

EP2  Fantasy Camp - Part 2
Sep. 28,2004
Fantasy Camp - Part 2

Michael can't focus on much else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas. Everyone shares his excitement – but for different reasons – and finds some reason as to why they should tag along. Once there, Michael learns that there's been a mix-up with the game schedule, so he resorts to some inventive ploys of his own to ensure he gets to play his idol.

EP1  Fantasy Camp - Part 1
Sep. 21,2004
Fantasy Camp - Part 1

Michael can't focus on much else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas. Everyone shares his excitement – but for different reasons – and finds some reason as to why they should tag along. Once there, Michael learns that there's been a mix-up with the game schedule, so he resorts to some inventive ploys of his own to ensure he gets to play his idol.

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6.9 | TV-PG | en | Drama , Comedy , Family | More Info
Released: 2001-03-28 | Released Producted By: Wayans Bros. Entertainment , ABC Productions Country: United States of America Budget: 0 Revenue: 0 Official Website:
Synopsis

Michael Kyle is a loving husband and modern-day patriarch who rules his household with a unique and distinct parenting style. As he teaches his three children some of life's lessons, he does so with his own brand of humor.

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Cast

Damon Wayans , Tisha Campbell , George O. Gore II

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Dean Lorey

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Wayans Bros. Entertainment , ABC Productions

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LemonCherryGrape I never watched this show during it's original run and thank god I didn't. I been watching reruns on MTV2, and god this show was an unfunny annoying piece of crap. Basically this show tried to be a modern day Cosby Show and it failed!This show is not funny, it's irritating. The 10/10 ratings on here a joke!I never found Damon Wayans funny. This was not the role for him. He isn't convincing as the "dopey dad." He also seems too mean spirited and heartless to his family. Damon just seems to be doing these bad Cosby impressions.Tisha Campbell as Jay is so annoying. If I have to hear her screech "MICHAEL" one more time.... Her character Jay is the typical nagging bitchy wife. Tisha was much more likable on Martin and played a better character.George O. Gore III is a terrible actor. One of the worst actors ever! No surprise his career ended after this show went off the air. His character Junior is the biggest idiot in the world. Dude needs to fix his teeth, they are so distracting. Junior having sex with his girlfriend and then getting pregnant was one of the many jump the shark moments. Junior as a young father wasn't believable at all.Claire was played by Jazz Raycole in the first season. Who was in charge of the casting? You got two light skin parents and a dark skin daughter. She didn't fit in the show and Raycole came off too prissy valley girl and her high squeaky voice was annoying. She was a lousy actress too. She always sounded like she read off cue cards. Claire in season 2 was replaced by biracial actress Jennifer Freeman. If the casting directors knew that they wanted Claire's character to involve "beautiful teenage daughter" themes they should have cast accordingly from the get go. Claire's personality completely changed. She went from a whiny prissy to stuck up slutty idiot. And Jennifer Freeman is the definition of no talent. Girl couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. Just a pretty face.Parker Mckenna Posey as Kady was clearly cast because she was cute. She couldn't act. Once Posey lost her cuteness and started her awkward phase around Season 3 the producers pulled a Cousin Oliver and brought the nightmare that was Franklin....This already bad show came to a cringing halt whenever this awful Franklin kid shows up, for an average of one scene per episode. They must have brought in a special terrible writer for the Franklin bits. FIRST, mining humor from a precocious kid who speaks the lines of a genius adult was already a trite idea in 1955. SECOND, the second track of humor here -- Franklin and Kady's "romance" is not just unfunny but downright creepy. Having two 7 or 8 year old speaking adult words of endearment and planning their marriage, not just as a throwaway but as an incessant running gag, cringe! Also, Noah Cablle Gray who plays Franklin can't act! The what he forces himself to laugh at his own jokes is painful. His character is too overly precious and cutesy. He's worst than Olivia from the Cosby Show. The show really jumped the shark when he came on. They might as well called it The Franklin Show later on because he became featured more than the actual family kids.Then there was Claire and Junior's boyfriends and girlfriends Tony and Vanessa. Tony like all the guys on this show an idiot and Vanessa was boring. And Vanessa was re-cast just like Claire. She was originally played by Megan Good, then replaced by Brooklyn Sudano. Another dark skin to light skin change. This show obviously has something against dark skin actresses. All the girls on this show are light skin. I'm sure the replacements are an insult to every day black teen girls who are already made to feel that if your complexion is not high yellow and your hair is not long and silky that you are not beautiful. Smh...The bloopers at the end credits always annoyed because came off as forced. Also, the Uhh.....Nuhhh running catch phrase was super lame and annoying. The birth of Juniors' son with everybody screaming like monkeys to me was the last straw.Overall, this show stunk! Poor writing, obnoxious unlikable characters, bad acting, stupid plots. It jumped the shark way too many times, Franklin, The Japanese restaurant, Junior's girlfriend is pregnant, Vacation (Hawaii), re-casting actresses. One of my least favorite black sitcoms. Crappy unfunny show.
heppu78 Watched some episodes hoping to find a one funny joke...didn't get any. :( The most annoying is the leading role, father. But they really have collected surprisingly many bad actors and actresses in one series. The writer must be no more than 12 years old boy who really have nothing to say. Im so sorry that this kind of junk have ever got in the TV. Thank god its over now. Maybe the makers of this "comedy" series have noticed now how bad they are and i wish they have already retired.You all should really avoid this thing. This is my one and only review. Hoping there's never gonna be series like this anymore so i don't have to open out again.
atomius This show concerns the life of a family of African Americans living in Connecticut. As one would expect it has the classic American style sitcom feel to it, with a more modern touch. The family's issues range from simple 'who stole my pie' plots to pregnancy situations and has an equal range of humour. Michael Kyle, the father, often acts with good faith as does his family, and they all try to get along and prosper. Most situations are resolved with a cunning plan or comedic deal, and the humour, whilst not on the level of Frasier or Daria, is above that of According to Jim or Becker. Remember, these are Americans. The series sees the family 'grow' somewhat, including the puberty of Jnr Kyle and Claire Kyle and their teenage issues. The show has some truly funny moments and is certainly worth watching.
fannieruth1 If you take the Huxtable parents and blend them with the Kyle parents you get a perfect blend of over the top and under the edge parenting that you can wish for your own family child-rearing skills. The best part about each show is that the parents do not come off as pompous self-righteous upper class know it alls but at the same time they are not the stereotypical under-educated parents who are constantly being bamboozled and disrespected by their children. My kids are 20, 16 and 6; just about the same ages as the Kyle kids and I see so much of their situations mirroring my own experiences with my family. The silliness that they indulge in only goes to show that when you have love in your family you do not have to take yourself too seriously to keep your household together and have fun with your kids.