Molly Jay Paul Blart is a fat mall security guard who falls down a lot and takes his job way too seriously. That is what this entire movie, no wait actually two movies, is based on. I guess we are supposed to find it funny every single time he falls down on the ground because he is overweight?Also he has a silly little mustache so I guess that is also supposed to make us laugh non stop too. Every single character in these movies is unbelievable and annoying. The writing is garbage and none of the predictable jokes are funny.Please stop making Paul Blart and please stop watching Paul Blart. These movies will kill your brain.

William Briffett The main joke of everything in this movie may be described in the following short list. Kevin James is fat, Kevin James is lonely, Kevin James is out of touch, or any combinations of those atrocities. Here's the main problem, Adam "lucifer" Sandler's company, Happy Madison has tried to turn Kevin James into a poor man that is looked down upon by others. This has been his plan all along, because Kevin James is supposed to be the next messiah. If we keep letting Mr. Sandler destroy Kevin James' image we will have no messiah to lead us in our war efforts Against the next plan to destroy the world by Satan. So don't be fooled, Kevin James is a holy man and Adam Sandler is trying to convert us to in to followers of Satan.

Floated2 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is the sequel to the highly successful film released in 2009. It is well obvious that the main reason as to why this film was given a sequel was due to the success of the original film. Many wonder as to why it took as long as it did (6 years). Had this film came out roughly 2 or 3 years after the original, perhaps this sequel would have generated more input and been more successful. Within the film, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is a relatively simple plot and storyline. This time instead of Paul Blart being a security guard on duty for his local mall, he has been invited to Las Vegas, and plays officer in one of their wonderful hotels, with mainly the running around occurring in their casino. For starters, this film lacks the depth and genuine comedy of the original (although the original was not great or too funny, it had several laughs). This sequel is quite dull and time pasts quite quickly with predictable and reused jokes. The jokes are the same rehash of "fay guy jokes" with Kevin James making a fool of himself, seen falling down, hiding behind objects, and a scene where he fights with a large CGI bird. Neal McDonough is the typical villain and he plays his role well, as it is something he has done throughout his career.Overall, this sequel was not needed, though it still made over $107 million worldwide (more than it's budget back) but did not make as much as the original (which was obvious). A positive about the film is the scenery of the hotel and the overall landscape. Certainly just a one time watch, if even at that.

tdrish This is just my humble opinion here, and that's the fact that I believe Paul Blart Mall Cop (2009) did not need to be made. Sure, it had some funny moments, and yes, it had a cute story line, but just to shoot you straight instead of setting up a bunch of smoking mirrors for you to look into, it was just a recycled hash of the past, instead of bringing something new for the present. Oh, of course, the idea of a man with a badge on a scooter patrolling a mall that virtually nobody goes to is a very unique idea, however, the jokes and humor that follow up to it bring absolutely nothing to the table. Unless you think you can do it better the second time around, there finds no need to make a sequel to a complete and total flop ...and Paul Blart Mall Cop lost its money. In Mall Cop 2, we find the same story line, only this time the humor is about 97 percent flat-lined, and I'm talking dead on arrival. Are you listening to this, Happy Madison??? You shouldn't be too happy anymore. What follows in Mall Cop 2 is an incredibly embarrassing performance from Kevin James, returning as his role as the mall cop. This time, his daughter is kidnapped for ransom for the return of some stolen paintings that are stolen from a Vegas casino. That's right, a casino. And I make no mistake by saying the first half hour, there are absolutely no laughs, and I mean none! ( Unless your sick enough to laugh at the old lady who gets run over, but I mean...come on!? Did you think The Human Centipede was funny, too?) Which makes this movie very boring to watch. If you've seen Paul Blart Mall Cop, and you are expecting an equally funny film, you are going to be disappointed. Maybe 4 out of 10 people will say "Well, i liked it", which is why I will award it 4 stars, because there is nothing else that I saw that will save me from awarding it anything else. I really wanted to like it, but it is what it is. And to think they had several years in between the making of the original to crank this baby out, so it's not as if they were under the gun to make this hunk of sh*t. They had plenty of time to make it good. And they didn't. What's startling is that this movie actually made money. Yeah, well, it goes without saying...just because a movie makes money doesn't mean it's good. And vice versa. Maybe for Paul Blart Mall Cop 3, they can have the opening sequence showing Kevin James driving straight off the edge of roof, and plummeting to his death. I may give that one a better review.